My Chemical Romance Mystery Twitter Accounts
Shortly after the cryptic change of My Chemical Romance's website, a strange Twitter account called "Dr. Death Defying" appeared. It was followed by only NewsAGoGo and a friend of the band when it reached out mysteriously to one fan, who tipped everyone off. It was later followed (then subsequently unfollowed) by both Ray Toro and Frank Iero.
Things got weird. Here's how it's going down so far...
September 3, 2010
Dr. Death Defying: Look alive sunshine. Shits all fucked up in the zones.
Dr. Death Defying: Words are gasoline, motorbabies
Dr. Death Defying: @thankthevenom Look alive...
Dr. Death Defying: @thesnackfairy There are more pills produced in Battery City than grains of sand in Zone 4.
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NewsAGoGo: complete blackout. generators on stand-by. noise outside. screaming. static. sounds like...like, robots dying...
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Dr. Death Defying: @thatkkbitch Answer: Popping nitros near Wolfblood Beach will break more than your heart, it'll get you ghosted.
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NewsAGoGo: generators online...stay tuned for live Zone coverage from our Zone reporter Agent Cherry Cola and remember...
NewsAGoGo: ...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!
NewsAGoGo: oops, sorry @AgentCherriCola, always forget its an i not y
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Dr. Death Defying: The sun is setting over three miles of broken glass, and Im leaving you with a message from our finest motor army EXTERMINATE
DrDeathDefying: Massive/Awesome, Cold Dead Hands, and Mad Gear live at Fuck You House. Doors 18:30. Short shorts MANDATORY!!!
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(Frank Iero: best job ever...and in my free time i get to play music with my friends. http://plixi.com/p/43138864)
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Agent Cherri Cola: been eating sound-waves and living off frequencies for weeks now... look like a million bucks, who wants to date me?
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Dr. Death Defying: Another one down in the 2.
Dr. Death Defying: Show's over for now. Dr. D, signing off.
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September 4.
NewsAGoGo: Up and at'em boys and girls! Slip out of your cellophane sleep suits and let the IV's start dripping!
NewsAGoGo: Tune out to tune in!
NewsAGoGo: Todays broadcast is being brought to you by Battery Powered Exploding Sheep...Let the good times roll!
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Dr. Death Defying: One hell of an alarm clock for Zone 3 starting our broadcast day. That was almost a triple earthquake.
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Agent Cherri Cola: Mega Moon's Throttle bar...full of Wave-Head's...good thing I was at full power...when those guys pop, its just literally shit everywhere
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Dr. Death Defying: @LosingMyGrip About to spin a rock block of awe and shock. So skip the static from the scarecrows, and stay nested. (in response to this)
Dr. Death Defying: Buried some TMGMK swag from last nights happening near the old whisky purification center. Good hunting!
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September 5
NewsAGoGo: AM scans reporting the Stacks emitting green smoke. If the air starts smelling like limeade, EVACUATE AT ONCE!
NewsAGoGo: Other than the possible threat of poison air...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!
NewsAGoGo: Hold the phone! Incoming transmission...fragments...just vowels...possible love song...NO! Wait...
NewsAGoGo: Oh, the horror! Kilos of !*@#?DROIDS found dead late last night in the outskirts of 4. Warning sign or simple mass suicide? You decide
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Agent Cherri Cola: Long night. Almost didnt wake up. Back on the hunt today. Keep smiling. Never look back.
Agent Cherri Cola: At Hyper-Thrusts. Got a case of dust mouth. All they had was clean water, that shits so 2015. Pumped off a few Slam Chasers and split.
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ENTER Tommy Chow Mein
Tommy Chow Mein: Quit my old gig to SELL, SELL, SELL!
Tommy Chow Mein: This plot can be all yours for the low, low price of 27,697 c! Can't be beat! http://yfrog.com/0dg6lvj
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NewsAGoGo: Urgent! Urgency! This was left outside in an unmarked package. http://yfrog.com/ncy09ej
NewsAGoGo: Also...is @TommyChowMein operating on all pistons? Or has he finally started a cycle? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!!
NewsAGoGo: hey, @agentcherricola you know what you're starting to sound like, right? Slaughtering, massacring are more ladylike than "pumping off"
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Agent Cherri Cola: Hey @NewsAGoGo...FYW! Fuck Your World!
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NewsAGoGo: We can all be monsters at the After Party
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September 6
Tommy Chow Mein: Prime location in 3, minimal scorch! Great view of the park. Call to confirm!
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Agent Cherri Cola: Remnant of the 2017 Pig Bomb. Carcass of a 6k pounder. Skin turned to leather under the sun. Made a good shelter for the night.
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Dr. Death Defying: Spikes in static getting too hot around here. Time to pack up the lady and hop zones to somewhere a little more milkshake.
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(Ray Toro: ? http://yfrog.com/1s4jrnj)
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NewsAGoGo: ...please stand by...
(accompanied by new display picture and background image, which could be better explained by this.)
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September 7
Agent Cherri Cola: Lather...rinse...repeat
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Tommy Chow Mein: Don't call it a wasteland! 2 quadrants available. Tons of potential! (Not responsible for preexisting hotspots.) http://yfrog.com/j5bvfrj
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(@MCRofficial announces site change)
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Dr. Death Defying: White suits on the horizon, wind stinks of latex, and I'm low on batteries.
(New display picture)
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September 8
Ray Toro: ? http://yfrog.com/11cv7mj
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Agent Cherri Cola: Sun hasn't gone down for days now...everythings looking glossy and I'm beginning to taste like acid
Agent Cherri Cola: I think I just found Christmas...dead...on the side of the road
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September 10
Agent Cherri Cola: Held up by a few former Sledge Hogs claiming to be the new X-Ray Council of 2...right...well, if they were, they aren't anymore
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Ray Toro: 3:32:528
(Posted at roughly 5:10 p.m. EST)
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NewsAGoGo: ...zzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt....
NewsAGoGo: and...we're back! (applause) Sorry folks, it seems someone slipped a Vice tab into the fruit punch that runs our mainframe.
NewsAGoGo: Urgent! Breaking news in 5...4...3...2...
NewsAGoGo: What was it again, we'll never find you? Here it is folks, our first glimpse. Agents! Go! http://yfrog.com/megloj
(Dr. Death Defying's jacket. Dr. D's profile: "You'll Never Find Me...")
"Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus has replaced America's "Horse With No Name" on the KLSK Transmissions frequency
WKIL, which had been getting clearer, plays new music and the American national anthem under static
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Agent Cherri Cola: Its like prom night all over again, except this time I know where my date is...and he aint gonna dance with no one else tonight
Agent Cherri Cola: "now I don't hardly know her.but I think I could love her...well if she come walking over. Now I've been waitin' to show her..."
Agent Cherri Cola: "...my minds such a sweet thing.I wanna do everything.what a beautiful feeling..."
(From the song "Crimson and Clover")
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Dr. Death Defying: Got clipped by @newsagogo, every agent you send is gonna end up dusted! Sand is about to go all red-like, thrill killers.
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(At this point, I started ranting about being on #TeamDRDeathDefying as I had brought up in the #MCRchat even earlier, and many of my followers caught on. Soon, so did NewsAGoGo)
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NewsAGoGo: Poll! Whose side are you on? @drdeathdefying #TEAMDRDEATHDEFYLING or @agentcherricola #TEAMAGENTCHERRICOLA
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Dr. Death Defying: Here is a special request to kick off a certain zonerunners 30th time around the sun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRlh_UYDMGA&sns=tw
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NewsAGoGo: It's literally neck and neck right now. Sorry, there is NO #teamnewsagogo>
NewsAGoGo: There is also no #teamTommyChowMein. We are even really sure why he exists.
NewsAGoGo: Aren't sure why he even exists...
NewsAGoGo: Urgent! 20180114191309191909151419120919200514201523110912
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September 11
NewsAGoGo: The results are in! The answer is yes, "a" is a valid substitute for "er"...
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Then, my life was made. Note that @MCRchat is the account I use to mod #MCRchat on Twitter.
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Tommy Chow Mein: Why the fuck not?! Any takers? http://yfrog.com/j7spaij
Tommy Chow Mein: Probably not worth my time but WHO FUCKING CARES?!!! http://yfrog.com/bgs38rj
Tommy Chow Mein: Higher! Come on! Blow out your fucking savings like theres no tomorrow!
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Agent Cherri Cola: sucking down straight diesel in sub-scorch gets me feeling all glossed out...like the first chick to show up at the orgy
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ENTER Party Poison
Party Poison: 575.Okami-san grab the H-bomb- it's time to get LIVE. Give me blistas on my trigger-digits- give me too much MTV
(VMAs?)
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NewsAGoGo: Brotha's and sista's! GET THE FUCK UP!!! @partypoison is LIVE!
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NewsAGoGo: It's BLASTA night!
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Party Poison: Vocoder voice. Brand new shields and it feels alright. Powder-brown from the knee down.
Party Poison: @NewsAGoGoLOL!THanks4THEEaDD!!
Party Poison: @DrDeathDefyinggive me MOAR
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September 12
NewsAGoGo: Coming up later...A shocking new report on grammar and why we have better things to do than worry about it. Also, BLASTA results!
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Party Poison: Abort video mission, there will be another day. Dog food dinner and transmissions instead, impromptu parties bust out like a rash.
Party Poison: repeat- no Video Mission Abstracts. Save the gasoline.
("No V.M.A.s" Rumor debunked)
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Gerard Way: collect me all
Hilarious new background image
Gerard Way: @FuckPumpkinPie Not this year, buckaroo. Waiting for a bat-signal instead.
In response to VMA speculation
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NewsAGoGo: While we add up high scores from last nights fiasco...http://j.mp/b0kZBn
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Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo Trending artikill
Party Poison: Mess up my hair reel good, mask up, stay off the gridd.
Party Poison: @DrDeathDefying Whats my motivation? Give me sounds.
Party Poison: @FrankiesFear I'm a poster on your bedroom wall. I'm a red red rabies-baby.
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Agent Cherri Cola: Feelin' juicy. Gonna go all polka dottie on @partypoison
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Party Poison: Boogeymen- rash out. Max the high score and cash the sugar.
Party Poison: @ViennaKISS I'm the ticket that exploded.
Party Poison: @Love_mcr_ I've got too many faces and not enough mirrors.
Party Poison: @_nevertoolate I am ZEROPERCENT. And I'm YOU when I feel like it.
(I can tell this one is going to be a handful...)
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Agent Cherri Cola: Drobe's all worn. Time to get birthday like. First some viral, low on cubes
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Dr. Death Defying: This one goes out to @partypoison, hope the blind aint giving you too much static. Keep it simple. http://youtu.be/gFaZyHxQGYQ
Dr. Death Defying: @ThankTheVenom They grow them pretty clever in your Zone. You wouldn't happen to know how to fix rollerskates would you?
Ladyboy much? Note that Liam, ThankTheVenom, was the first user Dr. D reached out to, as well.
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Tommy Chow Mein: chow, chow, chow...MEIN! I'm Radio-Active!
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Party Poison: 575-go
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Tommy Chow Mein: Just us insects. Office space! Light me up! http://yfrog.com/mwqp4pj
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Party Poison: @GreenDayAngel Jack-paz. Easter eggs all around- someone went to class
Party Poison: @falconMCR Sarcasm is dead, as well as his sister, Irony.
Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo update please... need a four and double ones
Party Poison: @DrDeathDefying my hero
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NewsAGoGo: Attn all Slinga's! Resurrection road, down for the count! Use alt rt!
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Party Poison: @MonroeMCR Rebellion is teenage exploitation. The mohawk is the new shirt and tie. Don't wear the t-shirt- Its a trap.
Party Poison: @xtine92 Don't scramble the signal. Message crystal clear and unmodified.Tonight is a good night for breathing night-air.
Party Poison: @thatmcrmykid Evryone's got a past. Spelling, please.
Party Poison: @MrsDeathDefying All my 2nd life.
Party Poison: @xtine92 Make no apologies.
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Dr. Death Defying: @PartyPoison Youre warming my coffee. Thought you and the rest of your box of crayons got X'd near Contemplation Lane.
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NewsAGoGo: Brothas and sistas! Sons and daughters of nothing! Don't dot your I's! Fuck paragraphs and complete sentences! Don't let them control you!
NewsAGoGo: Here comes a blast off! Yes! Yes! Go, go, GO!
At this point, NewsAGoGo retweeted 16 very cries of anarchy including the word "fuck," Rayguns, dislike for authority, school-skipping and partying. As it was happening, the sensations was that of a loss of control for some and liberation for others: Loss of control on the more "teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me" side of things...
NewsAGoGo:Systems shutting down. Tomorrows forecast calls for a bright and sunny day!
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Dr. Death Defying: I caught a case of vma once during the helium wars- this is way scarier. Stay inside dust angels- http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I
Gerard Way: http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I
(same video)
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Party Poison: been spotted- ben afleck
Party Poison: ben alfleck is an illness, not a person
Party Poison: @Vivi_Venom terminal- terminally gorgeous, Gigli
Party Poison: @TickTockBang I'm not dead- your interweb is dead
Party Poison: @DeOkIe Kinda awesome
Party Poison: @JulesOHara Matt Damon is my favorite goddamned actor in the whole world
(After this, Poison continued to rant about actors, especially Jennifer Aniston)
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Gerard Way: How much can you boys and boys and girls blow this up- or do we have to lip-sync? http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I
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September 13
Party Poison: delete. delete. delete.
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Tommy Chow Mein: Swiped a few incomings at yesterdays drop off. Resale! Slightly used, completely serviceable!
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Party Poison: Noise
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Dr. Death Defying: @Serynzia Enjoy the ride, sunshines. Something tells me we'll all get there soon enough.
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NewsAGoGo: Black is death. We draw our lines in color motha fucka. Turn the lights on quick before the fucking plug gets pulled.
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Dr. Death Defying: Hey, @AgentCherriCola, thanks for finally giving back my RFYLCB tape. All is forgiven. This ones for you! http://youtu.be/bdVj0IMoDpA
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NewsAGoGo: Burn the black! You all need to fucking shine tonight!
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September 14
Agent Cherri Cola: playin' the newlywed game with my hands...all the hot mouths are about to get plastered
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Dr. Death Defying: WKIL antenna almost fixed, can you hear me out there? Can you dig it?!
(WKIL is longer, The Star Spangled Banner more pronounced, in addition to the first, there is a new clear bit of MCR vocals. At the end, a voice says, "Look alive, sunshine.")
Dr. Death Defying: “@CaptainMaii: Time to do some motherfucking damage @DrDeathDefying http://tumblr.com/xa7iijbqh” -Your parents raised you right. -Dr. DD.
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NewsAGoGo: Rise and shine you tender little go-go babies! Starting morning scans...
NewsAGoGo: Reporting a slight disturbance. Interior of 2. Could be nothing. Supastars! Look into it http://yfrog.com/mttrpbj
NewsAGoGo: Scratch that, @partypoison & @agentcherricola you've just been invited to a dance slave party by this guy! http://yfrog.com/m9vv5xj
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Tommy Chow Mein: Its the fuckingTommy Chow Mein room key! Blow up my beeper! http://yfrog.com/73a46vj
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Agent Cherri Cola: turn me up and inside out. lookin for internals. my hairs starting to feel like holiday sauce
(New background image: "suga")
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September 15
Party Poison: Set phasers to FUN
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I've posted my first written speculative theory regarding the spider if anyone would like to read it.
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Agent Cherri Cola: gimme more THREATS gimme more VOLTAGE
Agent Cherri Cola: gimme more SYMPTOMS gimme more DANGER gimme more LIVES
Agent Cherri Cola: @drdeathdefying turn up the disease. we're dialed in.
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September 16, 2010
NewsAGoGo: Oh, now that's interesting. It appears that zone 3 has disappeared. Looking into it now.
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Agent Cherri Cola: I make xanex nervous. Give morphine the shakes
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Dr. Death Defying: @TommyChowMein It's almost time, we'll need Zaps, batteries, plasma, sharp sticks, and napkins.
Dr. Death Defying: Its quiet out there. Heres a late night jam for all of you searching for a place to hide. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxgHu5U1v4&sns=tw
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September 17
Dr. Death Defying: Oh man, when did this zone become the fuckin' Valley of the Draculoids?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyd5lAvjVAM&sns=tw
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Party Poison: @AgentCherriCola Give me the high-sign, motherbox
Party Poison: Count to zero- I think I hear an engine running
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Agent Cherri Cola: @PartyPoison I fast-fwd'd zone 3. Bringing it back in a few clips covered in blitz and razz. Keep an ear to the ground
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Dr. Death Defying: Skate your darling little heart out Ladyboy, we need the signal! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XYliMlnkB8&sns=tw
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AND, NOW, FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION, MOTHERFUCKERS...
NewsAGoGo: 5...4...3...2...
NewsAGoGo: Here we Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N
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Agent Cherri Cola: And here we go... http://j.mp/31Oe8N
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Tommy Chow Mein: Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N
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Dr. Death Defying: Killjoys, make some noise... http://mychemicalromance.com
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NewsAGoGo: Did you fucking hear me?!!! Its the goddamn Killjoys! http://www.mychemicalromance.com/
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Party Poison: Hard to see. With other peoples. Blood in eyes.
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NewsAGoGo: Activating @DJHotCHIMPActivating @DJHotCHIMP
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ENTER DJHotCHIMP
DJ Hot CHIMP: Comin' at you live. Jerry Seinfeld OVERDRIVE. White kicks and light blue jeans. Sleep disorder on the AM
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September 18
Gerard Way: Shiny: reclaimed adj. Something awesome, solid. "That new raygun you got off that ghosted drac is fucking SHINY".
Gerard Way: Motorbabies: n,kids on the run, children of the carburetor. Survivors, with ammunition and a love for speed.
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Party Poison: Magic knife. Wait by the window. Sharper still.
Party Poison: TMGMK was a blast last night
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Gerard Way: Ammunition http://yfrog.com/eq4q3oj
Art is the weapon
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September 19
DJ Hot CHIMP: To all my bitch-bots waitin' for their tape to end. Turn up the atomic in your speakers, ladies. Ill keep you alive tonight
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September 20
Dr. Death Defying: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZ2X6hrk6o&sns=tw
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Party Poison: @DJHotCHIMP hot chimp- kick it!
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DJ Hot CHIMP: Heavy rotation. Overweight on the airwaves.
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NewsAGoGo: Meters running HOT tonight. Mad cow disease in the gardens.Suggestion! Stay close to loved ones.
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September 25
Dr .Death Defying: Caught a case of the shiver shakes after losing mayonnaise roulette. Big thanks to @partypoison for the Chicken Soup pills...
Dr. Death Defying: ...This ones for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBsMssUg8M&sns=tw
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September 26
Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo so quiet in the zones- eerily quiet
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NewsAGoGo: No traffic today! Feel free to take your kids on the highway. Just make sure they have on vapor filters and it's your WORLD!
NewsAGoGo: Got word from @patrypoison ...always good. @cherricola last spotted carrying a group of small children out of 5.
[sic]
NewsAGoGo: Let's hope he didn't overdose and end up in a caffeine vortex again. The future of carbonation and high fructose is in your hands, folks.
NewsAGoGo: Trannnssssssmisssssionnn @drrrrrrrdeeeeethdddeeefyinggggg HELPppllLLLppp!!!,.,
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September 27
NewsAGoGo: The following statement is being brought to you by Power Pup. http://yfrog.com/jtmobij
NewsAGoGo: Power Pup. All rights reserved. Any violation will result in alteration, dislocation, and relocation.
NewsAGoGo: This station is no longer operational. Have a BETTER day.
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DJ Hot CHIMP: RIP @newsagogo This one goes out to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2NW3QfonI
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Agent Cherri Cola: My god... @newsagogo down. They're in the zones. @partypoison @drdeathdefying @djhotchimp don't let them find you alive
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Tommy Chow Mein: About to get my hands on some used television equipment! Anyone interested, stay tuned!
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Agent Cherri Cola: Had enough. On overdrive. Heading into the heart of Battery City. Fist first. Taking out anyone in my way. FYW! Fuck Your World!
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DJ Hot CHIMP: Fist first MOTHER FUCKER! This one goes out to you @agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBgKqdqJaA
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Dr. Death Defying: We were too late to save @newsagogo. All I can do now is play them a song... http://youtu.be/Ou7P0QX25IY
Dr. Death Defying: .@AgentCherriCola Thats suicide man, it'll be the Battle of Utah all over again! This ones for you, Good luck! http://youtu.be/fIP0TxIb8zg
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Agent Cherri Cola: Entering 4. Body count at 17.
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DJ Hot CHIMP: @agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIttcVtlqMI
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Tommy Chow Mein: As promised! Broadcasting equipment, monitors, scanning devices. It all must go! Quick, this place reeks of sin. http://yfrog.com/cbvz0aj
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Party Poison: @AgentCherriCola I have your back, and your front dear sir
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Dr. Death Defying: To spread the message you've got to know the words, motorbabies. http://youtu.be/Zm8xIo_2Aok
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October 3
Dr. Death Defying: Here's a Sunday jam for whoever's left out there, Ain't It Fun, baby. http://youtu.be/uD86JX59xbs
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October 11
Dr. Death Defying: Shifting through zones more and more these days, to my new neighbors I say, "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong".
Dr. Death Defying: Seems like theyre making some kind of big Brand Land production of our story, Show Pony is thrilled... http://tinyurl.com/33z4q9a
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Agent Cherri Cola: ...and there were tiny little cellophane birds singing me to sleep. tickling my earlobes. i can still hear them...
Agent Cherri Cola: "tut tut, looks like rain!"
Agent Cherri Cola: No wait...it's hail. But weirder.
Agent Cherri Cola: It's eyes.actual eyeballs falling from the sky. filled with children's dreams and mountain lion blood
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October 12
Agent Cherri Cola: Rough night. Arm in sling. Drac scalp for face mask. Body count at 73
Agent Cherri Cola: Preferred murder method. Ripping out assholes. Gloveless. Watch as the internals slowly slide out like melting ice cream
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October 14
Dr. Death Defying: You can't win'em all, Killjoys. The only question is, what are we going to do about it? http://on.mtv.com/9CGJdQ
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Agent Cherri Cola: Suggestion for anyone in my way. Lather. Rinse. Retreat.
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October 17
Agent Cherri Cola: The next book in my post-erotic fiction series will have to wait. Left 3 littered with corpses. Body count at 187
Agent Cherri Cola: Low on power. Need to lose the arm. Gotta dig a hole to bury it in first. Kills the scent.
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October 18
New account: Transmissions19 appears after the Transmissions page turns into a puzzle that eventually leads to a "secret page." Have fun Killjoys!
Transmissions19: Transmitting... Stability At 50%
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October 19
Dr.Death Defying: All you tech-brains and microchips out there...keep an eye on your transmission modules, I hear they're real easy to hack up.
Hint, Hint...
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October 29
Agent Cherri Cola: Outskirts of the Battery. Us -1arm. Them -239 bodies.
Agent Cherri Cola: No power left. The Battery is black tonight. I need a favor from all of you...
Agent Cherri Cola: I need vision. If anyone is alive out there, I need you to light my way tonight. Turn them on. Burn them bright. For @newsagogo !
Agent Cherri Cola: Hold'em up! Burn a hole in the sky! Going in! Keep smiling.
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DJ Hot CHIMP: Godspeed @agentcherricola
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NewsAGoGo: WAIT!WHAT!
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ENTER: @GaryLevko
Gary Levko: Logging in. Day 1. Standard Services department.
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Agent Cherri Cola: This person is no longer operational. However, we would like to welcome @garylevko to our Standard Services department. Have a better day.
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ENTER: @BobFillmore (followed by Gary Levko. First tweet was from October 18!)
Bob Fillmore: Logging in. Day 1 at the Standard Services department.
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NewsAGoGo: We woke up! They were dragging someone in. We got out. Who's out there still?
NewsAGoGo: HO-LY!! @agentcherricola ? Dont tell me! @garylevko is that you? Wake Up!!!
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November 4
NewsAGoGo: Reports of a...BULLET WAR?! Didn't you hear?! Shells went out with coffins. Laser death turns bodies into satellites. Orbit mother fucka!
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Gary Levko: File. Stamp. Smile.
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Bob Fillmore: @GaryLevko have you seen the specs on the new filtering tubes? Quite good. Cafeteria lunch in 6.
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Gary Levko: yes. Consumers will be pleased. Cafeteria in 8. Possible 2 minute overdraft of section 381.764D
Gary Levko: Suitable refueling. I only required half of a can today. Sustained for rest of the day. @BobFillmore regulate your intake, chair scales
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November 7
NewsAGoGo: Shake off the glory. Get with the zones. http://yfrog.com/55mpcdj
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Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo glory is boolshit! Violate! Violate!
Party Poison: @flashmaster15 fuuuuuck your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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NewsAGoGo: ADD! Clearing murder channel 7 for @partypoison Go Negative! http://yfrog.com/goa1abj
NewsAGoGo: Great article w/ @drdeathdefying and @partypoison in next months SHINY. On stands 7/15/2019. http://yfrog.com/n0ehdgj
NewsAGoGo: Today's broadcasts are transmitting via the orbiting remains of the 2013 cast of Annie Get Your Gun.
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November 10
Dr. Death Defying: Been gone too long. Levels gonna pop to max next week, Neo Pasadena is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E!
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November 12
Dr. Death Defying: Individual Software Update 4.2 just nerfed Super Violator's power levels. What am I supposed to do, sunburn people to death?
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Gary Levko: Zone Intruder spotted. 1138th St. Tunnel. Expression Analyzed. : SMOLDERING http://twitpic.com/368pzd
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Bob Fillmore: Uh oh, @garylevko Just finished an advanced CG render of suspects identity. We may be in trouble here. http://twitpic.com/368sai
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Dr. Death Defying: Wonderful, as if going jacket shopping with Show Pony wasn't thrilling enough...looks like tonight's broadcast is getting delayed.
Dr. Death Defying: Hey @partypoison Watch your seatwarmer out there. Intercepted messages from @garylevko and some jerk named @bobfillmore Theyre on to you.
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Bob Fillmore: Photo Data received of second subject. No response from checkpoint. PERSONAL NOTE: Buy an eyepatch, very dashin http://twitpic.com/36c0if
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Gary Levko: -BL/ind system over-ride- Warning :) to intruders. Evacuate premise :) at once. Floors 1-3 prepare :) inflammatory's. This is not a request
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Tommy Chow Mein: Remember what calories were like?! 2 unopened boxes. Put gastric bypass surgery back on your Xmas list this year! http://yfrog.com/5f7wsjj
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Gary Levko: BLI Parking Violation detected. http://yfrog.com/2qx4rj
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Bob Fillmore: Positive Identification: Kobra Kid. Chance of AM 05:30 MCS meeting cancellation: 87% http://twitpic.com/36dfxt
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Gary Levko XXXXxxXXXXXXxX35467XxxxxxxXXhttp://twitpic.com/36dh63Xxxxx3564xXXXXX
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Bob Fillmore: PRIV4TE MESSA5Ex: Hey, @garylevko ...I'm hiding by the snack machine on lvl 4. It's been damaged, there's free protein everywhere!
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Dr. Death Defying: Your eardrums are my diary tonight Motorbabies. Too much stress, my knee is soured up, had THAT dream again: http://youtu.be/7UevBVGMap4
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November 14
NewsAGoGo: source from deep within the Battery reporting a new ban on "looking to the east" while electric backdrops are being installed on city limits
NewsAGoGo: Yet another attempt to censor our existence. Hoping to have an update on securing our top secret super weapon soon. Pop!
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Tommy Chow Mein: Who wants to buy zone 3?!!!
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NewsAGoGo: Please support our local sponsors http://yfrog.com/mhwomtj
NewsAGoGo: Reports of people coming down with Old Bay seasoning in zone 5. Masks down to prevent outbreak. Pop!
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D.J. Hot Chimp: Vacation bound. Lost and found. Lets all wish Bingo a happy birthday. See you soon! http://j.mp/cQ5GlH
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November 16
Dr. Death Defying: Setup almost golden, testing "borrowed" satellite up link now: http://youtu.be/WIzFBvsUZvA
Dr. Death Defying: Show Pony...We're Needed!
Dr. Death Defying: Filling my canteen, SP's setting up the cam...who could possibly be knocking on the bunker door right now?
Dr. Death Defying: Oh for fucXxxxx#$^^^^^^...03848@#$%^%&&%$#$%!$^&$#@$444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444434q4wrwrfggg
Dr. Death Defying: Goddamn Draculoids, my lucky shades are K.I.A...but the show must go on...
Dr. Death Defying: I have got for you, some brand new tunes and a whole lotta fun...beginning our broadcast day in 3...2...1...
Dr. Death Defying: We're on the air, straight from the lair! Listening to Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys! http://tinyurl.com/286tefj
(Note: The video has since been reviewed, but here is a transcript of Dr. Death Defying's commentary!)
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Tommy Chow Mein: Invest in murder this holiday season with a special deal on my Puritan Blaster 5000 and blow all your careers away!
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November 18
Dr. Death Defying: These jokers are asking 15k carbons for an Individual...I just inherit them from ghosted Dracs! http://betterlivingindustries.jp/
Dr. Death Defying: Lotta bad road out of Battery City today...but save your salt, motorbabies. Killjoys never die. http://www.mychemicalromance.com/splash/
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Skipping ahead a bit because the tweets of April 26-28, 2011 got a little wild. Will go back to insert the in-between posts.
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April 26, 2011
Gary Levko: Thing bot Lucy < votz obscene
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April 28, 2011
NewsAGoGo: Smoke. Horizon truncated. 37% chance of preteen. [IMAGE]
NewsAGoGo:
Configuring... [IMAGE]
NewsAGoGo: High risk of Machiavelli syndrome today. Mouth breathers steady.
NewsAGoGo:
Incoming. Data stream results inconclusive at this time. Stay alert. [IMAGE] [IMAGE]
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Tommy Chow Mein: Slightly worn shoes! Crisp. Mild sent of dead. Page me! [IMAGE]
NOTE: Prior to this tweet, someone had accidentally signed in to and sent it from the Agent Cherri Cola account
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DJ Hot CHIMP:
Hot mouse. [IMAGE]
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May 1, 2011
Dr. Death Defying: @DJHotCHIMP That's some good eatin'
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May 6, 2011
Dr. Death Defying: When I was eleven, and karate was young... http://youtu.be/gf-LJQuGc5o
NOTE: "Black Dragon Fighting Society
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May 16, 2011: The Return of Agent Cherri Cola!
DJ Hot CHIMP: @DrDeathDefying Brittany Spears on line 1 for you...something about getting that dinner and movie you promised her
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NewsAGoGo: Wait...are we still here? What does it all mean?!
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Agent Cherri Cola: •••••• password invalid
Agent Cherri Cola: ••••••• password invalid
Agent Cherri Cola: ••••••• password invalid {For further information on how to access this account please contact God}
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May 17, 2011
Agent Cherri Cola: Heh, god.
New Twitter Picture
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May 25, 2011
Tommy Chow Mein: $$$$$$$!!! http://t.co/1Q1yh3f
Tommy Chow Mein: @PoisonAndFire I'm the ice cream man
Editor's note: THAT'S ME!!
Tommy Chow Mein: @lookaliveSARAH jealously won't save your life when the sun explodes.
Tommy Chow Mein: You all want @'s? Can't sell those. Contest! Best 2019 pick up lines gets @'s. Go!
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Agent Cherri Cola: @TommyChowMein are those your pincers or are you just happy to see me?
Tommy Chow Mein: #2019pickuplines @dlwendel
(Note: there were several like this. TCM @-mentioned the people with the best pickup lines)
Tommy Chow Mein: @AgentMtDew you'll never survive with that attitude. You're as good as dusted
Tommy Chow Mein: @AgentMtDew sure http://yfrog.com/gzqgyvkj
(Note: That became Shaun Simon's twitter profile picture. [Screenshot])
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May 26, 2011
NewsAGoGo: Getting word of @TommyChowMein 's #2019pickuplines Just a heads up, he's not the type of guy you wanna bring home to meet your patents
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May 27, 2011
Tommy Chow Mein: #2019 spoiler alert- you're all dead
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Many Gaps to be filled here!
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October 16, 2011
DJ Hot Chimp: H-O-T
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October 19, 2011
RT @PoisonAndFire RT @DJHotCHIMP: H-O-T
(Note: That is me the account retweeted! This came out of nowhere!)
DJ Hot Chimp: @PoisonAndFire gimme something HOT to fire off!
DJ Hot Chimp: come watch @PoisonAndFire and I explode Drac's in Zone 2 pic.twitter.com/Dd5u7DMB
DJ Hot Chimp: Just gonna blow some shit up, maybe go for hot fudge sundae's after
Tommy Chow Mein: I have a feeling I'm gonna have some fresh CHIMP meat tomorrow!
Tommy Chow Mein: CHOW. CHOW. CHOW.
Tommy Chow Mein: CHIMP CHOW MEIN!
NewsAGoGo: Hey, @lynokelly brought up a great point. Halloween in the Zones!!! Go take some Halloween Zone pics and plaster twitter with them!
NewsAGoGo: #KilljoysHalloween
Agent Cherri Cola: #KilljoysHalloween
Agent Cherri Cola: @DesertFlare ZoneWEED!
Agent Cherri Cola: . ZoneWEED. Off the grid.
Agent Cherri Cola: @chemicallypanic we dress up like you
Agent Cherri Cola: Butter battered
Agent Cherri Cola: ZoneWEED. #KilljoysHalloween
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October 31, 2011
Dr. Death Defying: ...What a horrible night to have a curse...youtu.be/NqRdqw0VDXw
Dr. Death Defying: Draculoids lifted our pumpkin, Pony is crushed. This one goes out to any burner who carves me a Drac O' Lantern! youtu.be/MVpUbBx-Ybk
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January 17, 2012
Tommy Chow Mein: Oh, hey
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March 27, 2012
[possibly related?]
Shaun Simon: pic.twitter.com/mqPHwenk
Shaun Simon: Ok. That's soo not panel 4 of page 1 of the issue 3 script. Trust me, it's better then that.
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March 28, 2012
Agent Cherri Cola: the sounds...it sounds like, like.........
Agent Cherri Cola: Like existence
Agent Cherri Cola: Like motorbikes laced with speed...engines running on pure consciousness
Agent Cherri Cola: Phantoms singing through dead channels
TO BE CONTINUED...
Comments are now unmoderated. Fire theories at will, readers!
XoXo
c.
Things got weird. Here's how it's going down so far...
September 3, 2010
Dr. Death Defying: Look alive sunshine. Shits all fucked up in the zones.
Dr. Death Defying: Words are gasoline, motorbabies
Dr. Death Defying: @thankthevenom Look alive...
Dr. Death Defying: @thesnackfairy There are more pills produced in Battery City than grains of sand in Zone 4.
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NewsAGoGo: complete blackout. generators on stand-by. noise outside. screaming. static. sounds like...like, robots dying...
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Dr. Death Defying: @thatkkbitch Answer: Popping nitros near Wolfblood Beach will break more than your heart, it'll get you ghosted.
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NewsAGoGo: generators online...stay tuned for live Zone coverage from our Zone reporter Agent Cherry Cola and remember...
NewsAGoGo: ...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!
NewsAGoGo: oops, sorry @AgentCherriCola, always forget its an i not y
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Dr. Death Defying: The sun is setting over three miles of broken glass, and Im leaving you with a message from our finest motor army EXTERMINATE
DrDeathDefying: Massive/Awesome, Cold Dead Hands, and Mad Gear live at Fuck You House. Doors 18:30. Short shorts MANDATORY!!!
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(Frank Iero: best job ever...and in my free time i get to play music with my friends. http://plixi.com/p/43138864)
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Agent Cherri Cola: been eating sound-waves and living off frequencies for weeks now... look like a million bucks, who wants to date me?
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Dr. Death Defying: Another one down in the 2.
Dr. Death Defying: Show's over for now. Dr. D, signing off.
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September 4.
NewsAGoGo: Up and at'em boys and girls! Slip out of your cellophane sleep suits and let the IV's start dripping!
NewsAGoGo: Tune out to tune in!
NewsAGoGo: Todays broadcast is being brought to you by Battery Powered Exploding Sheep...Let the good times roll!
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Dr. Death Defying: One hell of an alarm clock for Zone 3 starting our broadcast day. That was almost a triple earthquake.
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Agent Cherri Cola: Mega Moon's Throttle bar...full of Wave-Head's...good thing I was at full power...when those guys pop, its just literally shit everywhere
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Dr. Death Defying: @LosingMyGrip About to spin a rock block of awe and shock. So skip the static from the scarecrows, and stay nested. (in response to this)
Dr. Death Defying: Buried some TMGMK swag from last nights happening near the old whisky purification center. Good hunting!
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September 5
NewsAGoGo: AM scans reporting the Stacks emitting green smoke. If the air starts smelling like limeade, EVACUATE AT ONCE!
NewsAGoGo: Other than the possible threat of poison air...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!
NewsAGoGo: Hold the phone! Incoming transmission...fragments...just vowels...possible love song...NO! Wait...
NewsAGoGo: Oh, the horror! Kilos of !*@#?DROIDS found dead late last night in the outskirts of 4. Warning sign or simple mass suicide? You decide
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Agent Cherri Cola: Long night. Almost didnt wake up. Back on the hunt today. Keep smiling. Never look back.
Agent Cherri Cola: At Hyper-Thrusts. Got a case of dust mouth. All they had was clean water, that shits so 2015. Pumped off a few Slam Chasers and split.
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ENTER Tommy Chow Mein
Tommy Chow Mein: Quit my old gig to SELL, SELL, SELL!
Tommy Chow Mein: This plot can be all yours for the low, low price of 27,697 c! Can't be beat! http://yfrog.com/0dg6lvj
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NewsAGoGo: Urgent! Urgency! This was left outside in an unmarked package. http://yfrog.com/ncy09ej
NewsAGoGo: Also...is @TommyChowMein operating on all pistons? Or has he finally started a cycle? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!!
NewsAGoGo: hey, @agentcherricola you know what you're starting to sound like, right? Slaughtering, massacring are more ladylike than "pumping off"
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Agent Cherri Cola: Hey @NewsAGoGo...FYW! Fuck Your World!
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NewsAGoGo: We can all be monsters at the After Party
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September 6
Tommy Chow Mein: Prime location in 3, minimal scorch! Great view of the park. Call to confirm!
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Agent Cherri Cola: Remnant of the 2017 Pig Bomb. Carcass of a 6k pounder. Skin turned to leather under the sun. Made a good shelter for the night.
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Dr. Death Defying: Spikes in static getting too hot around here. Time to pack up the lady and hop zones to somewhere a little more milkshake.
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(Ray Toro: ? http://yfrog.com/1s4jrnj)
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NewsAGoGo: ...please stand by...
(accompanied by new display picture and background image, which could be better explained by this.)
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September 7
Agent Cherri Cola: Lather...rinse...repeat
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Tommy Chow Mein: Don't call it a wasteland! 2 quadrants available. Tons of potential! (Not responsible for preexisting hotspots.) http://yfrog.com/j5bvfrj
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(@MCRofficial announces site change)
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Dr. Death Defying: White suits on the horizon, wind stinks of latex, and I'm low on batteries.
(New display picture)
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September 8
Ray Toro: ? http://yfrog.com/11cv7mj
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Agent Cherri Cola: Sun hasn't gone down for days now...everythings looking glossy and I'm beginning to taste like acid
Agent Cherri Cola: I think I just found Christmas...dead...on the side of the road
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September 10
Agent Cherri Cola: Held up by a few former Sledge Hogs claiming to be the new X-Ray Council of 2...right...well, if they were, they aren't anymore
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Ray Toro: 3:32:528
(Posted at roughly 5:10 p.m. EST)
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NewsAGoGo: ...zzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt....
NewsAGoGo: and...we're back! (applause) Sorry folks, it seems someone slipped a Vice tab into the fruit punch that runs our mainframe.
NewsAGoGo: Urgent! Breaking news in 5...4...3...2...
NewsAGoGo: What was it again, we'll never find you? Here it is folks, our first glimpse. Agents! Go! http://yfrog.com/megloj
(Dr. Death Defying's jacket. Dr. D's profile: "You'll Never Find Me...")
"Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus has replaced America's "Horse With No Name" on the KLSK Transmissions frequency
WKIL, which had been getting clearer, plays new music and the American national anthem under static
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Agent Cherri Cola: Its like prom night all over again, except this time I know where my date is...and he aint gonna dance with no one else tonight
Agent Cherri Cola: "now I don't hardly know her.but I think I could love her...well if she come walking over. Now I've been waitin' to show her..."
Agent Cherri Cola: "...my minds such a sweet thing.I wanna do everything.what a beautiful feeling..."
(From the song "Crimson and Clover")
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Dr. Death Defying: Got clipped by @newsagogo, every agent you send is gonna end up dusted! Sand is about to go all red-like, thrill killers.
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(At this point, I started ranting about being on #TeamDRDeathDefying as I had brought up in the #MCRchat even earlier, and many of my followers caught on. Soon, so did NewsAGoGo)
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NewsAGoGo: Poll! Whose side are you on? @drdeathdefying #TEAMDRDEATHDEFYLING or @agentcherricola #TEAMAGENTCHERRICOLA
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Dr. Death Defying: Here is a special request to kick off a certain zonerunners 30th time around the sun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRlh_UYDMGA&sns=tw
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NewsAGoGo: It's literally neck and neck right now. Sorry, there is NO #teamnewsagogo>
NewsAGoGo: There is also no #teamTommyChowMein. We are even really sure why he exists.
NewsAGoGo: Aren't sure why he even exists...
NewsAGoGo: Urgent! 20180114191309191909151419120919200514201523110912
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September 11
NewsAGoGo: The results are in! The answer is yes, "a" is a valid substitute for "er"...
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Then, my life was made. Note that @MCRchat is the account I use to mod #MCRchat on Twitter.
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Tommy Chow Mein: Why the fuck not?! Any takers? http://yfrog.com/j7spaij
Tommy Chow Mein: Probably not worth my time but WHO FUCKING CARES?!!! http://yfrog.com/bgs38rj
Tommy Chow Mein: Higher! Come on! Blow out your fucking savings like theres no tomorrow!
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Agent Cherri Cola: sucking down straight diesel in sub-scorch gets me feeling all glossed out...like the first chick to show up at the orgy
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ENTER Party Poison
Party Poison: 575.Okami-san grab the H-bomb- it's time to get LIVE. Give me blistas on my trigger-digits- give me too much MTV
(VMAs?)
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NewsAGoGo: Brotha's and sista's! GET THE FUCK UP!!! @partypoison is LIVE!
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NewsAGoGo: It's BLASTA night!
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Party Poison: Vocoder voice. Brand new shields and it feels alright. Powder-brown from the knee down.
Party Poison: @NewsAGoGoLOL!THanks4THEEaDD!!
Party Poison: @DrDeathDefyinggive me MOAR
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September 12
NewsAGoGo: Coming up later...A shocking new report on grammar and why we have better things to do than worry about it. Also, BLASTA results!
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Party Poison: Abort video mission, there will be another day. Dog food dinner and transmissions instead, impromptu parties bust out like a rash.
Party Poison: repeat- no Video Mission Abstracts. Save the gasoline.
("No V.M.A.s" Rumor debunked)
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Gerard Way: collect me all
Hilarious new background image
Gerard Way: @FuckPumpkinPie Not this year, buckaroo. Waiting for a bat-signal instead.
In response to VMA speculation
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NewsAGoGo: While we add up high scores from last nights fiasco...http://j.mp/b0kZBn
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Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo Trending artikill
Party Poison: Mess up my hair reel good, mask up, stay off the gridd.
Party Poison: @DrDeathDefying Whats my motivation? Give me sounds.
Party Poison: @FrankiesFear I'm a poster on your bedroom wall. I'm a red red rabies-baby.
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Agent Cherri Cola: Feelin' juicy. Gonna go all polka dottie on @partypoison
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Party Poison: Boogeymen- rash out. Max the high score and cash the sugar.
Party Poison: @ViennaKISS I'm the ticket that exploded.
Party Poison: @Love_mcr_ I've got too many faces and not enough mirrors.
Party Poison: @_nevertoolate I am ZEROPERCENT. And I'm YOU when I feel like it.
(I can tell this one is going to be a handful...)
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Agent Cherri Cola: Drobe's all worn. Time to get birthday like. First some viral, low on cubes
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Dr. Death Defying: This one goes out to @partypoison, hope the blind aint giving you too much static. Keep it simple. http://youtu.be/gFaZyHxQGYQ
Dr. Death Defying: @ThankTheVenom They grow them pretty clever in your Zone. You wouldn't happen to know how to fix rollerskates would you?
Ladyboy much? Note that Liam, ThankTheVenom, was the first user Dr. D reached out to, as well.
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Tommy Chow Mein: chow, chow, chow...MEIN! I'm Radio-Active!
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Party Poison: 575-go
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Tommy Chow Mein: Just us insects. Office space! Light me up! http://yfrog.com/mwqp4pj
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Party Poison: @GreenDayAngel Jack-paz. Easter eggs all around- someone went to class
Party Poison: @falconMCR Sarcasm is dead, as well as his sister, Irony.
Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo update please... need a four and double ones
Party Poison: @DrDeathDefying my hero
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NewsAGoGo: Attn all Slinga's! Resurrection road, down for the count! Use alt rt!
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Party Poison: @MonroeMCR Rebellion is teenage exploitation. The mohawk is the new shirt and tie. Don't wear the t-shirt- Its a trap.
Party Poison: @xtine92 Don't scramble the signal. Message crystal clear and unmodified.Tonight is a good night for breathing night-air.
Party Poison: @thatmcrmykid Evryone's got a past. Spelling, please.
Party Poison: @MrsDeathDefying All my 2nd life.
Party Poison: @xtine92 Make no apologies.
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Dr. Death Defying: @PartyPoison Youre warming my coffee. Thought you and the rest of your box of crayons got X'd near Contemplation Lane.
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NewsAGoGo: Brothas and sistas! Sons and daughters of nothing! Don't dot your I's! Fuck paragraphs and complete sentences! Don't let them control you!
NewsAGoGo: Here comes a blast off! Yes! Yes! Go, go, GO!
At this point, NewsAGoGo retweeted 16 very cries of anarchy including the word "fuck," Rayguns, dislike for authority, school-skipping and partying. As it was happening, the sensations was that of a loss of control for some and liberation for others: Loss of control on the more "teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me" side of things...
NewsAGoGo:Systems shutting down. Tomorrows forecast calls for a bright and sunny day!
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Dr. Death Defying: I caught a case of vma once during the helium wars- this is way scarier. Stay inside dust angels- http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I
Gerard Way: http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I
(same video)
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Party Poison: been spotted- ben afleck
Party Poison: ben alfleck is an illness, not a person
Party Poison: @Vivi_Venom terminal- terminally gorgeous, Gigli
Party Poison: @TickTockBang I'm not dead- your interweb is dead
Party Poison: @DeOkIe Kinda awesome
Party Poison: @JulesOHara Matt Damon is my favorite goddamned actor in the whole world
(After this, Poison continued to rant about actors, especially Jennifer Aniston)
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Gerard Way: How much can you boys and boys and girls blow this up- or do we have to lip-sync? http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I
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September 13
Party Poison: delete. delete. delete.
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Tommy Chow Mein: Swiped a few incomings at yesterdays drop off. Resale! Slightly used, completely serviceable!
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Party Poison: Noise
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Dr. Death Defying: @Serynzia Enjoy the ride, sunshines. Something tells me we'll all get there soon enough.
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NewsAGoGo: Black is death. We draw our lines in color motha fucka. Turn the lights on quick before the fucking plug gets pulled.
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Dr. Death Defying: Hey, @AgentCherriCola, thanks for finally giving back my RFYLCB tape. All is forgiven. This ones for you! http://youtu.be/bdVj0IMoDpA
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NewsAGoGo: Burn the black! You all need to fucking shine tonight!
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September 14
Agent Cherri Cola: playin' the newlywed game with my hands...all the hot mouths are about to get plastered
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Dr. Death Defying: WKIL antenna almost fixed, can you hear me out there? Can you dig it?!
(WKIL is longer, The Star Spangled Banner more pronounced, in addition to the first, there is a new clear bit of MCR vocals. At the end, a voice says, "Look alive, sunshine.")
Dr. Death Defying: “@CaptainMaii: Time to do some motherfucking damage @DrDeathDefying http://tumblr.com/xa7iijbqh” -Your parents raised you right. -Dr. DD.
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NewsAGoGo: Rise and shine you tender little go-go babies! Starting morning scans...
NewsAGoGo: Reporting a slight disturbance. Interior of 2. Could be nothing. Supastars! Look into it http://yfrog.com/mttrpbj
NewsAGoGo: Scratch that, @partypoison & @agentcherricola you've just been invited to a dance slave party by this guy! http://yfrog.com/m9vv5xj
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Tommy Chow Mein: Its the fuckingTommy Chow Mein room key! Blow up my beeper! http://yfrog.com/73a46vj
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Agent Cherri Cola: turn me up and inside out. lookin for internals. my hairs starting to feel like holiday sauce
(New background image: "suga")
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September 15
Party Poison: Set phasers to FUN
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I've posted my first written speculative theory regarding the spider if anyone would like to read it.
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Agent Cherri Cola: gimme more THREATS gimme more VOLTAGE
Agent Cherri Cola: gimme more SYMPTOMS gimme more DANGER gimme more LIVES
Agent Cherri Cola: @drdeathdefying turn up the disease. we're dialed in.
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September 16, 2010
NewsAGoGo: Oh, now that's interesting. It appears that zone 3 has disappeared. Looking into it now.
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Agent Cherri Cola: I make xanex nervous. Give morphine the shakes
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Dr. Death Defying: @TommyChowMein It's almost time, we'll need Zaps, batteries, plasma, sharp sticks, and napkins.
Dr. Death Defying: Its quiet out there. Heres a late night jam for all of you searching for a place to hide. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxgHu5U1v4&sns=tw
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September 17
Dr. Death Defying: Oh man, when did this zone become the fuckin' Valley of the Draculoids?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyd5lAvjVAM&sns=tw
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Party Poison: @AgentCherriCola Give me the high-sign, motherbox
Party Poison: Count to zero- I think I hear an engine running
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Agent Cherri Cola: @PartyPoison I fast-fwd'd zone 3. Bringing it back in a few clips covered in blitz and razz. Keep an ear to the ground
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Dr. Death Defying: Skate your darling little heart out Ladyboy, we need the signal! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XYliMlnkB8&sns=tw
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AND, NOW, FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION, MOTHERFUCKERS...
NewsAGoGo: 5...4...3...2...
NewsAGoGo: Here we Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N
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Agent Cherri Cola: And here we go... http://j.mp/31Oe8N
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Tommy Chow Mein: Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N
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Dr. Death Defying: Killjoys, make some noise... http://mychemicalromance.com
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NewsAGoGo: Did you fucking hear me?!!! Its the goddamn Killjoys! http://www.mychemicalromance.com/
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Party Poison: Hard to see. With other peoples. Blood in eyes.
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NewsAGoGo: Activating @DJHotCHIMPActivating @DJHotCHIMP
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ENTER DJHotCHIMP
DJ Hot CHIMP: Comin' at you live. Jerry Seinfeld OVERDRIVE. White kicks and light blue jeans. Sleep disorder on the AM
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September 18
Gerard Way: Shiny: reclaimed adj. Something awesome, solid. "That new raygun you got off that ghosted drac is fucking SHINY".
Gerard Way: Motorbabies: n,kids on the run, children of the carburetor. Survivors, with ammunition and a love for speed.
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Party Poison: Magic knife. Wait by the window. Sharper still.
Party Poison: TMGMK was a blast last night
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Gerard Way: Ammunition http://yfrog.com/eq4q3oj
Art is the weapon
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September 19
DJ Hot CHIMP: To all my bitch-bots waitin' for their tape to end. Turn up the atomic in your speakers, ladies. Ill keep you alive tonight
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September 20
Dr. Death Defying: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZ2X6hrk6o&sns=tw
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Party Poison: @DJHotCHIMP hot chimp- kick it!
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DJ Hot CHIMP: Heavy rotation. Overweight on the airwaves.
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NewsAGoGo: Meters running HOT tonight. Mad cow disease in the gardens.Suggestion! Stay close to loved ones.
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September 25
Dr .Death Defying: Caught a case of the shiver shakes after losing mayonnaise roulette. Big thanks to @partypoison for the Chicken Soup pills...
Dr. Death Defying: ...This ones for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBsMssUg8M&sns=tw
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September 26
Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo so quiet in the zones- eerily quiet
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NewsAGoGo: No traffic today! Feel free to take your kids on the highway. Just make sure they have on vapor filters and it's your WORLD!
NewsAGoGo: Got word from @patrypoison ...always good. @cherricola last spotted carrying a group of small children out of 5.
[sic]
NewsAGoGo: Let's hope he didn't overdose and end up in a caffeine vortex again. The future of carbonation and high fructose is in your hands, folks.
NewsAGoGo: Trannnssssssmisssssionnn @drrrrrrrdeeeeethdddeeefyinggggg HELPppllLLLppp!!!,.,
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September 27
NewsAGoGo: The following statement is being brought to you by Power Pup. http://yfrog.com/jtmobij
NewsAGoGo: Power Pup. All rights reserved. Any violation will result in alteration, dislocation, and relocation.
NewsAGoGo: This station is no longer operational. Have a BETTER day.
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DJ Hot CHIMP: RIP @newsagogo This one goes out to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2NW3QfonI
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Agent Cherri Cola: My god... @newsagogo down. They're in the zones. @partypoison @drdeathdefying @djhotchimp don't let them find you alive
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Tommy Chow Mein: About to get my hands on some used television equipment! Anyone interested, stay tuned!
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Agent Cherri Cola: Had enough. On overdrive. Heading into the heart of Battery City. Fist first. Taking out anyone in my way. FYW! Fuck Your World!
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DJ Hot CHIMP: Fist first MOTHER FUCKER! This one goes out to you @agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBgKqdqJaA
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Dr. Death Defying: We were too late to save @newsagogo. All I can do now is play them a song... http://youtu.be/Ou7P0QX25IY
Dr. Death Defying: .@AgentCherriCola Thats suicide man, it'll be the Battle of Utah all over again! This ones for you, Good luck! http://youtu.be/fIP0TxIb8zg
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Agent Cherri Cola: Entering 4. Body count at 17.
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DJ Hot CHIMP: @agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIttcVtlqMI
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Tommy Chow Mein: As promised! Broadcasting equipment, monitors, scanning devices. It all must go! Quick, this place reeks of sin. http://yfrog.com/cbvz0aj
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Party Poison: @AgentCherriCola I have your back, and your front dear sir
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Dr. Death Defying: To spread the message you've got to know the words, motorbabies. http://youtu.be/Zm8xIo_2Aok
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October 3
Dr. Death Defying: Here's a Sunday jam for whoever's left out there, Ain't It Fun, baby. http://youtu.be/uD86JX59xbs
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October 11
Dr. Death Defying: Shifting through zones more and more these days, to my new neighbors I say, "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong".
Dr. Death Defying: Seems like theyre making some kind of big Brand Land production of our story, Show Pony is thrilled... http://tinyurl.com/33z4q9a
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Agent Cherri Cola: ...and there were tiny little cellophane birds singing me to sleep. tickling my earlobes. i can still hear them...
Agent Cherri Cola: "tut tut, looks like rain!"
Agent Cherri Cola: No wait...it's hail. But weirder.
Agent Cherri Cola: It's eyes.actual eyeballs falling from the sky. filled with children's dreams and mountain lion blood
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October 12
Agent Cherri Cola: Rough night. Arm in sling. Drac scalp for face mask. Body count at 73
Agent Cherri Cola: Preferred murder method. Ripping out assholes. Gloveless. Watch as the internals slowly slide out like melting ice cream
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October 14
Dr. Death Defying: You can't win'em all, Killjoys. The only question is, what are we going to do about it? http://on.mtv.com/9CGJdQ
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Agent Cherri Cola: Suggestion for anyone in my way. Lather. Rinse. Retreat.
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October 17
Agent Cherri Cola: The next book in my post-erotic fiction series will have to wait. Left 3 littered with corpses. Body count at 187
Agent Cherri Cola: Low on power. Need to lose the arm. Gotta dig a hole to bury it in first. Kills the scent.
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October 18
New account: Transmissions19 appears after the Transmissions page turns into a puzzle that eventually leads to a "secret page." Have fun Killjoys!
Transmissions19: Transmitting... Stability At 50%
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October 19
Dr.Death Defying: All you tech-brains and microchips out there...keep an eye on your transmission modules, I hear they're real easy to hack up.
Hint, Hint...
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October 29
Agent Cherri Cola: Outskirts of the Battery. Us -1arm. Them -239 bodies.
Agent Cherri Cola: No power left. The Battery is black tonight. I need a favor from all of you...
Agent Cherri Cola: I need vision. If anyone is alive out there, I need you to light my way tonight. Turn them on. Burn them bright. For @newsagogo !
Agent Cherri Cola: Hold'em up! Burn a hole in the sky! Going in! Keep smiling.
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DJ Hot CHIMP: Godspeed @agentcherricola
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NewsAGoGo: WAIT!WHAT!
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ENTER: @GaryLevko
Gary Levko: Logging in. Day 1. Standard Services department.
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Agent Cherri Cola: This person is no longer operational. However, we would like to welcome @garylevko to our Standard Services department. Have a better day.
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ENTER: @BobFillmore (followed by Gary Levko. First tweet was from October 18!)
Bob Fillmore: Logging in. Day 1 at the Standard Services department.
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NewsAGoGo: We woke up! They were dragging someone in. We got out. Who's out there still?
NewsAGoGo: HO-LY!! @agentcherricola ? Dont tell me! @garylevko is that you? Wake Up!!!
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November 4
NewsAGoGo: Reports of a...BULLET WAR?! Didn't you hear?! Shells went out with coffins. Laser death turns bodies into satellites. Orbit mother fucka!
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Gary Levko: File. Stamp. Smile.
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Bob Fillmore: @GaryLevko have you seen the specs on the new filtering tubes? Quite good. Cafeteria lunch in 6.
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Gary Levko: yes. Consumers will be pleased. Cafeteria in 8. Possible 2 minute overdraft of section 381.764D
Gary Levko: Suitable refueling. I only required half of a can today. Sustained for rest of the day. @BobFillmore regulate your intake, chair scales
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November 7
NewsAGoGo: Shake off the glory. Get with the zones. http://yfrog.com/55mpcdj
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Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo glory is boolshit! Violate! Violate!
Party Poison: @flashmaster15 fuuuuuck your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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NewsAGoGo: ADD! Clearing murder channel 7 for @partypoison Go Negative! http://yfrog.com/goa1abj
NewsAGoGo: Great article w/ @drdeathdefying and @partypoison in next months SHINY. On stands 7/15/2019. http://yfrog.com/n0ehdgj
NewsAGoGo: Today's broadcasts are transmitting via the orbiting remains of the 2013 cast of Annie Get Your Gun.
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November 10
Dr. Death Defying: Been gone too long. Levels gonna pop to max next week, Neo Pasadena is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E!
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November 12
Dr. Death Defying: Individual Software Update 4.2 just nerfed Super Violator's power levels. What am I supposed to do, sunburn people to death?
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Gary Levko: Zone Intruder spotted. 1138th St. Tunnel. Expression Analyzed. : SMOLDERING http://twitpic.com/368pzd
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Bob Fillmore: Uh oh, @garylevko Just finished an advanced CG render of suspects identity. We may be in trouble here. http://twitpic.com/368sai
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Dr. Death Defying: Wonderful, as if going jacket shopping with Show Pony wasn't thrilling enough...looks like tonight's broadcast is getting delayed.
Dr. Death Defying: Hey @partypoison Watch your seatwarmer out there. Intercepted messages from @garylevko and some jerk named @bobfillmore Theyre on to you.
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Bob Fillmore: Photo Data received of second subject. No response from checkpoint. PERSONAL NOTE: Buy an eyepatch, very dashin http://twitpic.com/36c0if
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Gary Levko: -BL/ind system over-ride- Warning :) to intruders. Evacuate premise :) at once. Floors 1-3 prepare :) inflammatory's. This is not a request
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Tommy Chow Mein: Remember what calories were like?! 2 unopened boxes. Put gastric bypass surgery back on your Xmas list this year! http://yfrog.com/5f7wsjj
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Gary Levko: BLI Parking Violation detected. http://yfrog.com/2qx4rj
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Bob Fillmore: Positive Identification: Kobra Kid. Chance of AM 05:30 MCS meeting cancellation: 87% http://twitpic.com/36dfxt
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Gary Levko XXXXxxXXXXXXxX35467XxxxxxxXXhttp://twitpic.com/36dh63Xxxxx3564xXXXXX
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Bob Fillmore: PRIV4TE MESSA5Ex: Hey, @garylevko ...I'm hiding by the snack machine on lvl 4. It's been damaged, there's free protein everywhere!
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Dr. Death Defying: Your eardrums are my diary tonight Motorbabies. Too much stress, my knee is soured up, had THAT dream again: http://youtu.be/7UevBVGMap4
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November 14
NewsAGoGo: source from deep within the Battery reporting a new ban on "looking to the east" while electric backdrops are being installed on city limits
NewsAGoGo: Yet another attempt to censor our existence. Hoping to have an update on securing our top secret super weapon soon. Pop!
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Tommy Chow Mein: Who wants to buy zone 3?!!!
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NewsAGoGo: Please support our local sponsors http://yfrog.com/mhwomtj
NewsAGoGo: Reports of people coming down with Old Bay seasoning in zone 5. Masks down to prevent outbreak. Pop!
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D.J. Hot Chimp: Vacation bound. Lost and found. Lets all wish Bingo a happy birthday. See you soon! http://j.mp/cQ5GlH
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November 16
Dr. Death Defying: Setup almost golden, testing "borrowed" satellite up link now: http://youtu.be/WIzFBvsUZvA
Dr. Death Defying: Show Pony...We're Needed!
Dr. Death Defying: Filling my canteen, SP's setting up the cam...who could possibly be knocking on the bunker door right now?
Dr. Death Defying: Oh for fucXxxxx#$^^^^^^...03848@#$%^%&&%$#$%!$^&$#@$444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444434q4wrwrfggg
Dr. Death Defying: Goddamn Draculoids, my lucky shades are K.I.A...but the show must go on...
Dr. Death Defying: I have got for you, some brand new tunes and a whole lotta fun...beginning our broadcast day in 3...2...1...
Dr. Death Defying: We're on the air, straight from the lair! Listening to Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys! http://tinyurl.com/286tefj
(Note: The video has since been reviewed, but here is a transcript of Dr. Death Defying's commentary!)
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Tommy Chow Mein: Invest in murder this holiday season with a special deal on my Puritan Blaster 5000 and blow all your careers away!
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November 18
Dr. Death Defying: These jokers are asking 15k carbons for an Individual...I just inherit them from ghosted Dracs! http://betterlivingindustries.jp/
Dr. Death Defying: Lotta bad road out of Battery City today...but save your salt, motorbabies. Killjoys never die. http://www.mychemicalromance.com/splash/
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Skipping ahead a bit because the tweets of April 26-28, 2011 got a little wild. Will go back to insert the in-between posts.
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April 26, 2011
Gary Levko: Thing bot Lucy < votz obscene
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April 28, 2011
NewsAGoGo: Smoke. Horizon truncated. 37% chance of preteen. [IMAGE]
NewsAGoGo:
Configuring... [IMAGE]
NewsAGoGo: High risk of Machiavelli syndrome today. Mouth breathers steady.
NewsAGoGo:
Incoming. Data stream results inconclusive at this time. Stay alert. [IMAGE] [IMAGE]
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Tommy Chow Mein: Slightly worn shoes! Crisp. Mild sent of dead. Page me! [IMAGE]
NOTE: Prior to this tweet, someone had accidentally signed in to and sent it from the Agent Cherri Cola account
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DJ Hot CHIMP:
Hot mouse. [IMAGE]
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May 1, 2011
Dr. Death Defying: @DJHotCHIMP That's some good eatin'
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May 6, 2011
Dr. Death Defying: When I was eleven, and karate was young... http://youtu.be/gf-LJQuGc5o
NOTE: "Black Dragon Fighting Society
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May 16, 2011: The Return of Agent Cherri Cola!
DJ Hot CHIMP: @DrDeathDefying Brittany Spears on line 1 for you...something about getting that dinner and movie you promised her
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NewsAGoGo: Wait...are we still here? What does it all mean?!
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Agent Cherri Cola: •••••• password invalid
Agent Cherri Cola: ••••••• password invalid
Agent Cherri Cola: ••••••• password invalid {For further information on how to access this account please contact God}
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May 17, 2011
Agent Cherri Cola: Heh, god.
New Twitter Picture
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May 25, 2011
Tommy Chow Mein: $$$$$$$!!! http://t.co/1Q1yh3f
Tommy Chow Mein: @PoisonAndFire I'm the ice cream man
Editor's note: THAT'S ME!!
Tommy Chow Mein: @lookaliveSARAH jealously won't save your life when the sun explodes.
Tommy Chow Mein: You all want @'s? Can't sell those. Contest! Best 2019 pick up lines gets @'s. Go!
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Agent Cherri Cola: @TommyChowMein are those your pincers or are you just happy to see me?
Tommy Chow Mein: #2019pickuplines @dlwendel
(Note: there were several like this. TCM @-mentioned the people with the best pickup lines)
Tommy Chow Mein: @AgentMtDew you'll never survive with that attitude. You're as good as dusted
Tommy Chow Mein: @AgentMtDew sure http://yfrog.com/gzqgyvkj
(Note: That became Shaun Simon's twitter profile picture. [Screenshot])
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May 26, 2011
NewsAGoGo: Getting word of @TommyChowMein 's #2019pickuplines Just a heads up, he's not the type of guy you wanna bring home to meet your patents
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May 27, 2011
Tommy Chow Mein: #2019 spoiler alert- you're all dead
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Many Gaps to be filled here!
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October 16, 2011
DJ Hot Chimp: H-O-T
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October 19, 2011
RT @PoisonAndFire RT @DJHotCHIMP: H-O-T
(Note: That is me the account retweeted! This came out of nowhere!)
DJ Hot Chimp: @PoisonAndFire gimme something HOT to fire off!
DJ Hot Chimp: come watch @PoisonAndFire and I explode Drac's in Zone 2 pic.twitter.com/Dd5u7DMB
DJ Hot Chimp: Just gonna blow some shit up, maybe go for hot fudge sundae's after
Tommy Chow Mein: I have a feeling I'm gonna have some fresh CHIMP meat tomorrow!
Tommy Chow Mein: CHOW. CHOW. CHOW.
Tommy Chow Mein: CHIMP CHOW MEIN!
NewsAGoGo: Hey, @lynokelly brought up a great point. Halloween in the Zones!!! Go take some Halloween Zone pics and plaster twitter with them!
NewsAGoGo: #KilljoysHalloween
Agent Cherri Cola: #KilljoysHalloween
Agent Cherri Cola: @DesertFlare ZoneWEED!
Agent Cherri Cola: . ZoneWEED. Off the grid.
Agent Cherri Cola: @chemicallypanic we dress up like you
Agent Cherri Cola: Butter battered
Agent Cherri Cola: ZoneWEED. #KilljoysHalloween
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October 31, 2011
Dr. Death Defying: ...What a horrible night to have a curse...youtu.be/NqRdqw0VDXw
Dr. Death Defying: Draculoids lifted our pumpkin, Pony is crushed. This one goes out to any burner who carves me a Drac O' Lantern! youtu.be/MVpUbBx-Ybk
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January 17, 2012
Tommy Chow Mein: Oh, hey
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March 27, 2012
[possibly related?]
Shaun Simon: pic.twitter.com/mqPHwenk
Shaun Simon: Ok. That's soo not panel 4 of page 1 of the issue 3 script. Trust me, it's better then that.
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March 28, 2012
Agent Cherri Cola: the sounds...it sounds like, like.........
Agent Cherri Cola: Like existence
Agent Cherri Cola: Like motorbikes laced with speed...engines running on pure consciousness
Agent Cherri Cola: Phantoms singing through dead channels
TO BE CONTINUED...
Comments are now unmoderated. Fire theories at will, readers!
XoXo
c.
Comments
I think so, because on the MCR website someone posted a blog about her friend buying her tickest to an MCR concert (or secret show). and i think that was in August? :D
I would say definitely keep an eye on the site at 6:30 p.m. PST.
Anon-
They may have been referring to the August date of the two Roxy shows in 2009. Unless it was an EXTREMELY secret show.
tfrank-
Will do. One problem: Today is the 4th, not the 5th. :]
Anon 2-
Many have linked the acronyms to various radio stations.
Leonardo-
The display picture for Dr. Death Defying says "Slaughtermatic Sounds." The file name itself is called "Slaughtermatic." I really have no clue.
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Thank you all for commenting!
I have a headache now.
I keep on checking back on the site,
D; I guess I'll check again @ 6:30, PST? i guess I'll have to check what time that is in the UK.
(sry if I posted this twice! Blogger is acting up.)
The reason I suggested 6:30 p.m. PST is because the record label/ Members of MCR are based in California. They are in Pacific Time.
However... Who in the world even knows which times any of the "zones" are in... 0____0!
I think it was an EXTREMLEY secret show, her friend was working at hottopic and she said they were selling MCR tickets so she bought the tickets anyway and it was not that long ago in Aug. :) maybe they had a show and they closed down the website so people wouldn't blog about it :D
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:mPNolrZgHEAJ:www.mychemicalromance.com/blog/bodysnatcher/secret-show-scranton-pa+My+Chemical+romance+secret+show+scranton&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
The person who posted about it gave a time frame, but it doesn't sound like the person who told them actually did?
They played a low-key show in PA in 2006. I know that much.
check this out...
http://www.chauvetlighting.com/mega-moon.html
http://www.ilxlightwave.com/propgs/power_wavelength_meter_6700B_Silicon.html
So, if Zone 3 IS New Zealand, then we're looking at the zones being global.
One of the other Twitters mentioning a lot of sand in Zone 4... the Middle East?
NewsAGoGo background: http://komplettie.wordpress.com/2010/01/19/the-future-of-tv-lpd-3d-and-your-head/
NewsAGoGo icon: http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/jonathanjonesblog/2008/aug/11/apaintingsworthathousandmovingimages
AgentCherriCola background/icon: http://www.downeu.com/graphic/83239-after-effects-project-cherry-cola-bubbles.html
Look at this:
http://plixi.com/p/41610285
and then listen to this...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwPlH9bZL8
Hear the "na na na's..."?
and i was thinking does any of the tweets (and the other stuff) be linked to Demolition Lovers (or other MCR related things)?
i mean:
Desert Background
Scarecrow mention in tweet (scarecrows and gasoline linked maybe?)
Gasoline tweet ("fuel this flame")
Cold Hands (doctors, hospitals)
Pills
IV (fluids, desert song)
and the auditions: one girl that has a gun in the pic & one boy)
and whats up with all the electrical connections (generators,battery, power, static ect.) oops, sorry if im commenting to much XD
A whiskey purification center could be called a still.
Any new revelations of the "TMGMK swag from last night's happening near the old whiskey purification center" ?? This ones baffling me...
(also, a new tweet since this from AgentCherriCola and NewsAGoGO in regards to DrDeathDefying's tweet this morning...if anyone hasn't seen them yet...)
KMGMT is a full service management company representing artists, producers, directors, and editors. based in Los Angeles CA.
I am getting a whole desert/sci-fi vibe about all this though. it kind of reminds me of that one recent-ish movie where there were aliens living in the desert... I don't remember the name haha.
and I was sure the numbers would only go up to 58 today but... no. MCR is awfully good at being cryptic!
xo
@OurLadyOfLunacy
Idk anymore, I'm sleep deprived and up to this point believing everything is possible.
...I probably wouldn't be surprised if MCR jumped out of one of my posters or something...
Whatever. When something happens wake me up.
it says something about it having to do with war..future war?
Okay, we have an Agent Cherri Cola
AND an Agent Cherry Cola
Since a major theme of this mystery is the desert and MCR's song Desert Song is being linked to "Horse With No Name," it's possible that the new album could be self titled, hence "...you can remember your name."
http://currentnews.blogatize.net/files/2010/08/cell-phone-radiation-cancer.jpg
Everything we need to know about the new album will be revealed on September 12th. Sep. 12th is actually the day the VMA's come on.
The album apparently revolves around a dystopian future where Robots are king and the humans are forced to work. Dr. Death Defying is the leader of the rebellion against this oppressive government. NewsAGoGo is a computer set up to keep the rebels in line. He is working for the overlords. Agent Cherri Cola is the woman assigned to take out Dr Death Defying and kill the rebels. It's really not hard to comprehend once you think about it.
That's the story behind it, but the album's gonna sound like a lot of old 1970's rock music. This comes from different tweets with song lyrics from old songs such as 'Let The Good Times Roll.' It also has a very futuristic sound. This is from all the robots, ray guns, and other futuristic tweets.
To clarify a couple of questions people have been asking:
1) 'Tune out to tune in' is a drug reference. In the 60's, when you 'tuned out', you were dropping acid and getting high.
2) Slaughtermatic is a reference to a book.
http://www.amazon.com/Slaughtermatic-Steve-Aylett/dp/1568581033
It sounds a lot like what this album is gonna be about.
It's all quite simple, once you do a little digging. :)
I really don't think you can get al that from a couple of tweets.
It's not simple.
but that's just what I got..
Anyone think this is going to be some weird futuristic apocolyptic war type thing?
I'm not sure I'd like that.
Bring back the dark storytelling!
http://twitter.com/RyanReplicant
http://twitter.com/WeekendBowie
http://twitter.com/AClockworkWay
and did any of you guys see this yet. (Credit to Drinking Souls.com)
http://drinkingsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/tuaandtv.jpg
“Elements of the original Umbrella Academy pitch ended up being part of ‘The Black Parade’ in weird ways that people would never know.”
Gerard Way – 2008 – NME Magazine
remember comic con
here's an example of the "sounds":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGpKlMz1lFg&feature=related
(sounds like it huh?)
and here's how to read it:
http://www.brighthub.com/engineering/marine/articles/31634.aspx
listen to the website while using that. i know it probably might be impossible like it was for me but i could make out some slashes in there XD
RFDD - (Gerard) his Umbrella Academy: Dallas #3, comic con could be related
BLND - (Frank) - the mouse thing looks like an old cartoon right? and he has his babies now, so yeah kid related stuff. and i think someone said before it was a Frank Sinatra song playing.
WKIL - (new drummer like someone said on the other blog comments) of course the drums and a mysterious face and you know how the color changes it might be representing how theres gonna be change.
KLSK - (Ray i'm guessing?) - the colors and look of the spinning disk (forgot what it was called) remeinds me of that new RAY(!) Gun MCR shirt at hottopic.
HRBT - (Mikey, cause well yeah) - and also cause Mikey's kinda a nerd and who else would of thought of the morse code out of nowhere.
and seriously you guys need to look at the link 2shy2scream gave us and read the comments:
http://mcrdeviantclub.deviantart.com/blog/34772478/
sorry, im getting all of these crazy therieos
The guys are probably just like "HAHA, fools..."
O.O
and since all of this future stuff and the "end" what if this is their last album guys? if it is im gonna be sad
"And of course, when it comes to the VMAs, expect the unexpected. Who knows what kind of award show memories the 2010 VMAs will chalk up? But if years past are any indication, the possibilities are endless. Who can forget just last year when Kanye West hijacked Taylor Swift's acceptance speech?!
So who will dominate with the most Moonmen at this year's show? Be sure to tune into the 2010 show to find out. And don't forget that while voting for most categories is now closed, you can still vote for Best New Artist, which will remain open into the show. Stay tuned for more details and be sure to take your front-row seat for the action, live, Sunday, September 12, at 9/8c. Don't miss out!"
today, they are 18 16 22 00 00 03
Maybe soon the static will die down and you'll be able to hear all of it?
I just thought I'd post this one tidbit that I had thought of last night when I was trying to think of a pronoun for one of the accounts.
They have never mentioned their sexes.
I think everyone assumes Dr. D is male, Agent CC is female, News is... robot?
I get the distinct feeling from a tweet from last night that Agent Cherri Cola, however, could be a feminine male. Perhaps that Ladyboy?
We'll see in time!
Keep discussing. I wish I could respond to everyone!
I'll keep up with comments better when I get settled in from my move. I'm unpacking right now!
XoXo
cassie.
yes that DID happen to me! XD i was thinking that my computer froze but then no it did go blank. i had to refresh the page twice to get it back to the normal ways, so thanks for saying that, now i know something WAS going on, maybe its some kind of hint? maybe not :)
(these are all on Sept. months)
today is Mon. 6th and on the 1830calender its the same. and if you look on a 2015 calender the 6th would be on a Sunday (a day before). and on a 2017 calender the 6th is on a Wednesday (a day after).
would do you think about that guys? it could mean nothing but yeah i just wanted to point that out. i'm not smart enough to figure it out XD
you know how on AgentcherrYcola (the Y one) tweets say: 1,283,637,894,00.00 via web, well if you add it all up (1,13,15, 000.0) it will equal to 31.
and if you add up Tommy Chow Mein's tweet about the low price of 27,697c! it will equal 31 too.
and also another thing about agentcherrYcola's tweets (the 1,283,637,894,00.00 via web thing) it's a decimal (note the 2 blanks at the end). in Geards Umbrella Academy the kids are named in decimals ex. 00.06. and he said the UA is linked to mcr in weird ways. o.0 and isn't that a way to name bullets (the decimal). and we know mcr's connection with guns and bullets. XD
http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/time_zone_clock.jpg
in any case I will probably not be moving from my tv all sunday :S
http://www.qsl.net/kb7qhc/antenna/Discone/discone.htm
If you can't beat 'em...
Twitter: @PoisonAndFire
(Not to be mistaken for another mystery account.)
Can anyone confirm this?
I hope not. I hate that song. O.o
The new album, possibly called "The Aftermath" based on a pic Gerard Uploaded, connected via the quote "look alive, sunshine" used by a twitter alias, will be Post Apocalyptic themed. I get this due to the possibly title, the references to "Hotspots" (As in residual radiation), also 6k bomb shells along with other things, and the radio/tv on the site playing static and also the song "Desert Song." There are hints at songs, such as music beneath the static, and also HRBT a.k.a. Heartbeat, hinted at by the images on-screen(A heartbeat monitor line). Also, I heard that the station that plays desert song, KLSK, may stand for classic. These are my thoughts, along with things I have heard from others.
The site's back up. d:
Just clear your cookies. It did the same thing to me at first. :]
XoXo
c.
I went under the properties and this website was made today and is still under construction.... perhaps a side site?
Here's a link: http://www.pttp.org/
I went under the properties and this website was made today and is still under construction.... perhaps a side site?
Here's a link: http://www.pttp.org/
Possibly new song lyrics? The gun is definitely related to all the other posts and tweets, so maybe the sheet is too. Here is the link: http://images.warnerbrosrecords.com/drupal6x/cores/latest/sites/mcr6/files/rayguns%20.jpg
and also becasue Food and Drinks go together right?
Chow Mein and Cherri Cola X) i can't believe i didn't noticed that lol :)
-Roseanne Barr
ATE
on Ray's last picture
could refer to 111 ATE -an asteroid
or Automated test equipment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_test_equipment
The mirror image of ATE would be
ETA estimated time of arrival
look on hmv.com
Good news me feels
At this point we can't really trust anything not coming from the actual MyChem site, and they haven't released a date.
Also, you know how Dr. Death Defying was low on batteries? Maybe he ran out and then Agent Cherri Cola found him dead on the side of the road... Early Christmas?
Estimated Time of Arrival November 11 ? just a thought
Sorry ,forgot the link. My bad...
Happy Birthday Mikey Way. A few small orbital steps late.
So Exciting!
man i can't fucking wait for tomorrow!
@PartyPoison:575.*Okami-san grab the H-bomb- it's time to get LIVE. Give me blistas on my trigger-digits- give me too much MTV.
Looks like those theories about things going down at the MTV VMAs tomorrow could be right! Check your local listings, and obviously be sure to watch it LIVE so you don't miss the potential action!
*Okami is 'wolf' in Japanese, no idea of the relevancy there.
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT.
It all points too it.
and another thing about the H-Bomb being Hayley Williams, paramore IS performing at the vma's!
oh, now my stomach feels sick, i hate you mcr! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG3FtX9cqo8
aw crap ):
I hope that's not true...
LIES! :C
Just give me the album.
i just want something...
anything...
It's the illegitimate love spawn of sonic hedge hog and deadmau5.
there is a definite "post-apocalyptic" theme going on....
They had a "second-try" to making the album. I guess they're changing their minds.
My take on it is that the record label didn't like the first one because it wouldn't appeal mainstream enough, so they had to redo it.
But that's pretty far-fetched.
Spitting and screaming? That would have been awesome!
I really miss the whole Bullets-Revenge vibe.
Scroll down to the post containing the Rolling Stone article. Wow. Any thoughts? Personally, I really do not believe Masked Man is Frank. Too tall, and his 'tattoos' are conveniently covered up. Hmmmm.
http://girlautomatic.tumblr.com/page/2
Danger Days: True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
and to be released on Nov 22, 2010.
SUPPOSEDLY!
When the video was posted, he was referred to as "ladyboy," though.
Definitely is whoever they cast as "ladyboy" a while back.
I think, at this point, I would be a bit horrified to see how many times I've watched the trailer. Ha-ha!
XoXo
c.
Didn't you see the jacket with the pill and the x?
That site is upsetting to fans who are celebrating an exciting time for the band right now.
Just ignore negative and unfounded things like that. They don't deserve a second glance. :]
-Cassie
Party Poison tweeted me once (@jadika). I'm curious as to why it isn't listed. Also, I would be humored to see NAGG's 16 random tweets, but I understand why you wouldn't post them.
I wonder about Cherri's full story. Even with the album out, there are unanswered questions.
Some of the Party Poison tweets were later erased. I know there was one in which he used the "c-word," which he later erased. Ha-ha!
I believe those 16 random tweets happened in the middle of the night. I had been waking up for a weeks at a time to update this whenever one of them would tweet, but I stopped that night. Perhaps I was ill.
-Cassie